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sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

awkwardvagina:

so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

hardcorebrownie:

today i sneezed in class and two people said “bless you” i’m getting famous faster than u all think

fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

gogogadgeturl:

i accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life i don’t know what does

Don’t wanna guess how many people thought of themselves while reading this…